Agency Growth School
So I’ve mentioned the Agency Growth School in a previous post without really explaining what it is. Let’s deal with that right now (albeit in a tongue-in-cheek, trying not to sound too salesy way).
So… AGS (as the kids call it) is something that long-time visitors will know we’ve done for our clients for a while, but has now been taken to a whole new level and - more importantly - has had an adult give all the bits different names, introduce a numbering system, and make GREAT use of the word ‘module’. Oh, and make paying for it VERY VERY easy indeed (so please have your credit card to hand before you continue reading - you WILL want to make a purchase).
We also have great news for stupid people because - in addition to numbers, names and the aforementioned great use of the word ‘module’ - we’ve also written out a sentence to explain each heading in more detail (you know, in case people struggled to come to terms with words like “segmentation” or “consolidation”). Don’t let it be said that we don’t cater for everyone here.
DON’T LEAVE YET. IT’S TIME TO CHOOSE FROM:
1) PLEASE SORT ME OUT for £1,200.
2) PLEASE SORT ME OUT IN MUCH MORE DETAIL ACROSS SIX MONTHS for £650 a month.
If you haven’t already started reading out the long number from your credit card, let me further tantalise you with even more detail: In the main offering, you’re going to get 12 modules (SUCH a good word) with incredibly helpful titles like: Positioning & clarity, Segmentation before targeting, Targeting without wishful thinking, Outbound that doesn't sound like outbound, Handling replies, Creds, decks and proof.
Don’t forget, there are six more of those headings to come AND a sentence after every one of them explaining in even more detail anything the headings don’t already make abundantly clear!
This is a new project from Steve Fair (often found sharing nuggets of wisdom on LinkedIn while wearing a shirt with a sealife-inspired design), who is sharing over 20 years of experience through these modules, and giving any agency interested in growth a serious kick up the profits.
I hope you’ve found this post silly enough to not turn you away from what is obviously a bit of a sales pitch, but an incredibly worthwhile one.
Please take a look here: Agency Growth School
You won’t regret it. And neither will we.
[INSERT PICTURE OF STEVE GIVING A MASSIVE THUMBS UP HERE. INSIST HE WEAR ONE OF ‘THOSE’ SHIRTS AND TELL HIM TO SMILE. BUT NOT TOO WIDELY. WE DON’T WANT TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY. THANKS.]